This is one of our favorite stories to tell…
I usually pack our breakfasts and lunches. One evening it had gotten particularly hectic and I didn’t have time to get it done. I told Hubby he’d be on his own in the morning.
When he got home the following evening, I asked him what he’d had for breakfast.
“I did really, really well! I had a plain bagel!”
“Yep. It came with a piece of cheese!”
“Yep. And a sausage patty!”
“Oh! And an egg, too!”
“Wow! That was some plain bagel!”
“Yeah. I thought the same thing! What a deal, right? And they threw in a hash brown patty, too!”
Coming out of a store at the Magic Kingdom, I spotted dropped ice cream on the ground. I pointed it out to Hubby so he wouldn’t step in it.
Hubby: I bet someone is screaming now.
Me: Yep. And his wife is really embarrassed.
When your Hubby has you stop what you’re doing just to dance with you in your socks because Jason Mraz’s Lucky is playing on Pandora.
Mother-in-law (to Hubby): As I’ve said before, if any of my kids get a spouse or a partner or a whatever whatever…they become the top priority.
Hubby (to me): You’re the Whatever Whatever.
Hubby decided to test the walkie-talkie feature on our smartphones last night. We were having dinner in a very noisy restaurant.
Hubby: (above the noise level, talking into this watch): Can you hear me?
Me: (looking across the table): Loud and clear!
Hubby: Shut up.
I try to be helpful.
Hubby: How was your day?
Me: Blah, Blah, Blah…I did the laundry…Blah, Blah, Blah…
Hubby: Did you do the laundry?
Me: I said I did the laundry.
Hubby: Wait. You expect me to listen AND pay attention?
Conversations with Hubby…
Hubby: Where you going?
Me: I’m going crazy.
Hubby: I think you missed your exit and already passed that!
Sometimes I set myself up.