Hubby decided to test the walkie-talkie feature on our smartphones last night. We were having dinner in a very noisy restaurant.
Hubby: (above the noise level, talking into this watch): Can you hear me?
Me: (looking across the table): Loud and clear!
Hubby: Shut up.
I try to be helpful.
You never realize how cold your hands are until you pull warm clothes out of the dryer.
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Tambourine sales must have really plummeted after the 70’s.
“You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” ~Bob Hope
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and was standing in the lobby discussing recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked. “Because,” he said…
Are you ready??
“I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!”
Hubby wanted to buy a pair of safety glasses for his upcoming mission. This is our conversation when he got back in the car…
H: I got bifocal glasses. God, I’m getting old!
Me: (mere silence)
H: Shut up!
(He’s getting better at reading my mind, though.)