Hubby decided to test the walkie-talkie feature on our smartphones last night. We were having dinner in a very noisy restaurant.
Hubby: (above the noise level, talking into this watch): Can you hear me?
Me: (looking across the table): Loud and clear!
Hubby: Shut up.
I try to be helpful.
Hubby: How was your day?
Me: Blah, Blah, Blah…I did the laundry…Blah, Blah, Blah…
Hubby: Did you do the laundry?
Me: I said I did the laundry.
Hubby: Wait. You expect me to listen AND pay attention?
You’d think that with all of the laughing the two of us do with each other we’d both have abs of steel.
Late night conversations…
Hubby: I don’t like these complete toothpastes. They leave your mouth pasty.
Me: Isn’t that why they’re called toothpaste?
(Occasionally, I get one in. LOL.)