I Found It Funny

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and was standing in the lobby discussing recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked. “Because,” he said…

Are you ready??

“I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!”

 

The Adventures Of Spork & Foon

Hubby wanted to buy a pair of safety glasses for his upcoming mission. This is our conversation when he got back in the car…

H: I got bifocal glasses. God, I’m getting old!

Me: (mere silence)

H: Shut up!

(He’s getting better at reading my mind, though.)