I Found It Funny

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and was standing in the lobby discussing recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked. “Because,” he said…

Are you ready??

“I can’t stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!”

 

I Found It Funny

And in other news, AP reporting:

A burglar in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre today. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, “I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.”