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What did the father buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

Bison.

What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.

Did you hear the story about the maple syrup?

It has a sappy ending.

Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back into port, they can…Scandinavian!

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

How much do pirates charge for ear piercing?

A buccaneer!