funny jokes – My Tossed Green Salad

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Posted on June 19, 2019June 19, 2019 by Shawn Conran

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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Posted on June 16, 2019June 16, 2019 by Shawn Conran

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food. No atmosphere!

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Posted on June 13, 2019 by Shawn Conran

Someone asked me if I have a weight loss mantra.

Fat chants!

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Posted on June 9, 2019June 9, 2019 by Shawn Conran

There was a big paddle sale at the boat store.

It was quite an oar deal.

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Posted on June 5, 2019June 5, 2019 by Shawn Conran

The other day I held the door open for a clown.

I thought it was a nice jester!

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Posted on June 2, 2019 by Shawn Conran

Police were called to the daycare center today.

A 3-year-old was resisting a rest!

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Posted on May 29, 2019 by Shawn Conran

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity.

I can’t put it down.