What is the difference between a wizard and a writer?
One conjures spells and the other spells “conjures”.
Tag: funny jokes
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What do you call a pod of musical whales?
An orca-stra!
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What famous Irishman stays out all night on St. Patrick’s Day?
Paddy O’Furniture!
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What do you call a gossip?
Someone with a great sense of rumor.
Alexa Humor
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
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What do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can’t curium and you can’t helium, you might as well barium.
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Why is 4 o’clock in the morning like a pig’s tail?
It’s twirly!
