Never argue with the great meteorologist, Rudolf Nurgeyev…because Rudolf, the Red, knows rain, dear!
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s Court?
What do you call a camel with no hump?
Did you hear the story about the maple syrup?
It has a sappy ending.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually it’s more of a wrap.