Last week I tried out ten new puns to see if I could get people to laugh. But, no pun in ten did.
“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.” ~Victor Borge
Crushing pop cans is soda pressing.
Happiness is being able to share something that means so much to someone who means so much to you.
A caterpillar’s senseless,
It seems to me.
Imagine on a day
When it’s hot as can be,
Lying in the sun
With a fur coat on!
~Dana B. Nelson
Not every ball thrown to us needs to be caught.